This week has been pretty testing. Me and a friend of mine made a trip down to Charlotte this weekend for a grappling tournament and decided to stay with one of my friends. We checked out a bar that my friend works at and had a few shots to get the night started and bumped into three extremely intoxicated young girls that were so drunk they couldn't light their own cigarettes. Being the gentleman that I am I lit a cigarette for one of them and not soon afterward it became apparent that she was a bitch. Not only was she a bitch but and idiot as well because she walked away and left her cell on the bar in front of me, which I proceeded to slip down my sweaty coin slot and released internal gasses that had been trapped inside of me for some time. Not thoroughly done leering at young scantily clad women we decided we should go to a strip club. We said goodbye to my friend and proceeded to a strip club inside of a strip mall where we witnessed an entourage of scags, skeezers and worn ou...
Good God, Orwell was right